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Caption Competition -

Win a £20 BARTAB at BLUES NIGHT No.3!

THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.

THE WINNER:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, a big hand for the mandolin player, please!" BB, N Lon.

OTHER NOTABLE ENTRIES:

"The man was arrested after aiming sizeable frets at bank staff. He was found in possession of a large amount of lute." MH, E Lon.

"...and I got triple Nectar points!" HJ, S Lon.

"How on earth is he going to play that? He's only got one arm." TW, E Lon.

"Could you just hold this a minute while I nip to the cashpoint?" HJ, S Lon.

"Oh IAN, I ordered a gigantic MAN DOLL, you fucking idiot." DT, Cambs.

"Eric Clapton finally gets himself an instrument to match his ego" GB, N Lon.

"The man cannot get the mandolin through the door. Probably because it's too big!" DT, Cambs.

"Hold your backdoor open nice and wide, or my large instrument will never fit." RW, N.Lon.

"I thought Bo said he wanted to be buried in Qatar*" HJ, S Lon. Again.

"Pogues confirm Peter Crouch is set to join them on tour this summer." BB, N Lon.

"US successfully trials Giant Mandolin Paedophile Restraint System." DT, Cambs. Again.

*Or perhaps Mandalay.